Hey, so did you know that the First Lady, is just so crazy about healthy eating and ruining all the kids’ lunches in school that she’s rapping about turnips? Yes, actual turnips, and yes, it’s as weird and awkward and cringe-worthy as it sounds.
Sorry, White House. Sorry, America. Sorry, kids in lunch rooms the United States — it’s time to “turn-up” … though, after this video, we really are asking ourselves “Oh God, for what?